Joke

[Michael Steen]

Guys, this has "something" to do with astronomy, but it's one of my favorites.
Holmes and Watson were out on a camping trip, and in the middle of the night Holmes nudged Watson awake.
"Watson," he said, "look up and tell me what you see." Watson, trying desperately to impress the master detective, began listing what he saw.
"Well, meteorologically, it appears to be crystal clear with low humidity. Probably due to a high pressure system. Astrologically, we're in Libra. Astronomically, the Milky Way is high overhead, and the moon is in its crescent phase. Finally, horologically, I would guess the time to be about 2 o'clock in the morning. Did I miss anything, Holmes?"
"Yes," said Holmes, "you failed to notice that someone has stolen our tent!"

[admin]

lol... Michael you make this forum very funny thanks! it helps you have astrologers coming in all the time however :P

that one i think was rated the funniest joke by the most people. also i am not sure why i got the posting award, the software is funny. I have to fix it as you have the most posts... sorry for the confusion.

[GrandPrixChris]

That's too funny. I'm going to have to copy that and send to a few people at work.