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    Default New fun jokes part 27



    Hi all. It looks like we're ready to kick off with part 27 now.

    It all adds up:

    A lawyer dies and goes to heaven. “This must be a mistake,” he says to St. Peter at the pearly gates. “I’m too young to die. I’m only 50.”
    “St Peter says, “50? According to our calculations, you are 82.”
    The lawyer then asks, “How did you get that?” St. Peter replies, “We simply added up your legal billing hours.”

    Previous experience:

    A pastor met with a couple who wanted to marry in his church. When he raised the subject of premarital counseling, the two were quick to nix it.
    “We don’t need counseling,” the bride-to-be assured him. “We’ve both been married several times before.”

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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 27

    My divorce lawyer must 557 then!

    I stayed up all night trying to follow the sun..

    Then it dawned on me...

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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 27

    Quote Originally Posted by smeyer8015 View Post
    A midget clairvoyant escaped from prison last night.
    Police have out out an APB for a Small Medium at Large...
    Now THAT'S FUNNY!! Bill
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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 27

    Why did the comma break up with the apostrophe?
    Because it was too possessive.

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    Indian food order - $20.

    Cost of delivery - $2

    Finding out they've forgotten part of your order?

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