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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 27



    Eggs-actly!
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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 27

    Nietzsche was an eggestentialist!
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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 27

    Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall and broke his Easter!

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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 27

    Quote Originally Posted by Buckethead View Post
    Where can you go to learn more about eggs?

    A hencyclopedia!
    You could just consult an eggspert.
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    Thank you, until you told me that I found the answer elusive and ultimately eggsasperating!
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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 27

    I feel before this thread is fried, you will be bacon me to not ham it up any more! Have juice sausage a thing?
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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 27

    Hi all. This has been very eggciting. We have been just egg rolling along on here.
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    Taught my hen to count her own eggs. She's a mathmachicken.
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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 27

    Zygote that joke, Marshall!

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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 27

    Some vandals threw eggs at the chicken farm and caused a lot of damage.

    It goes to show you shouldn't count your hatched until they're egged.

    Boo!

    If you hate that, it's ok. I made it up off the top of my egg.

 

 
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