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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 27



    Quote Originally Posted by kanadalainen View Post
    Egg jokes always crack me up!

    ~Humpty Dumpty

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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 27

    Hi BH. But, the yolk was on Humpty Dumpty.
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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 27

    Hi Marshall. True, omellete you get away with that one.

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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 27

    Quote Originally Posted by Buckethead View Post
    Hi Marshall. True, omellete you get away with that one.
    Hi again BH. That was eggsactly the perfect reply.
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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 27

    Oh man, you guys have scrambled my mind and fried my brain. But on the sunny side, it appears to be at an end. Maybe I'm just too hard boiled.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bladekeeper View Post
    Oh man, you guys have scrambled my mind and fried my brain. But on the sunny side, it appears to be at an end. Maybe I'm just too hard boiled.
    I think that you are right Bryan. We have poached this topic for all it's worth now, and I'll be deviled if it goes much further.
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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 27

    Quote Originally Posted by Makuser View Post
    I think that you are right Bryan. We have poached this topic for all it's worth now, and I'll be deviled if it goes much further.
    I'm too late to the party to come out of my shell, but truly all the fertile opportunities have been collected.

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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 27

    I'm not gonna shoot my next response until I see the whites of your eggs!

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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 27

    Where can you go to learn more about eggs?

    A hencyclopedia!

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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 27

    How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?

    Eggs marks the spot!

 

 
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