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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 27



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    Time for a musical interlude..
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    OK, back to Star Wars courtesy of Darth Fraktor

    See y'all later, the nameless ones have taken a break....
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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 27

    Quote Originally Posted by sketrip View Post
    OK, back to Star Wars courtesy of Darth Fraktor

    See y'all later, the nameless ones have taken a break....
    WOW! A Swiss Army Light Saber! Lol! Bill
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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 27

    I heard it's easy to convince women not to eat Tide Pods...

    But it's a lot harder to deter gents.

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    I finally realized my parents favored my twin brother.

    It hit me when they asked me to blow up balloons for his surprise birthday party.

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    I spent my whole life being proud of my Irish heritage until I found out that my Great Grandfather was actually from Transylvania.

    Now I can't even look myself in the mirror.

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    I just accidentally superglued my thumb & index finger together, and at first I started to panic...

    But then I remembered that it's always going to be okay.

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    Every year St Patrick's Day keeps on getting bigger.

    I think it might even keep on Dublin.

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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 27

    I hopped on a bus today.

    After 5 minutes, the driver told me to sit down.

 

 
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