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    Default New fun jokes part 26



    Hi all. It looks like we're ready to kick off with part 26, and just in time for Christmas too.
    Here are some Christmas cartoons.

    Santa's Dilemma:
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    The Scrooge Cat:
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    I hope that all of you enjoy these, and have a great Christmas Season.
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    I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted.

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    Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!

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    I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods. It's more difficult to deter gents, though.

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    I turned down a job where I would be paid in vegetables. The celery was unacceptable.

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    If a man, alone in a forest, makes a statement and there are no women there to hear him......is he still wrong?

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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 26

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    Thats just WRONG dude! Santa in a thong?! LOL! Bill
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    What's the difference between a candle and eating curry? A candle only burns at one end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pikaia View Post
    How did you post a picture? I can't upload any.
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