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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 26



    I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.

    It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 26

    A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

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    The Job Interview:

    The hiring manager asked the job applicant; And where do you see yourself in two years"?
    The job applicant replied;"Jeez, I don't know. Do I look like I have 2020 vision"?
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    I am terrified of elevators. I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.

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    The Shipping Problem:
    A customer walked into a shipping business wanting to mail a package. The clerk said; "Two day shipping will cost $12.95 to get it there by Friday". The customer, clearly looking to save a few dollars said; "This package doesn't have to get there until Saturday. Is there any way make that happen?" The clerk nodded and replied; "Sure. You can bring it back tomorrow."
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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 26

    Apparently you can't use "beef stew" as a password. It's not stroganoff.

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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 26

    Quote Originally Posted by Buckethead View Post
    Apparently you can't use "beef stew" as a password. It's not stroganoff.
    Hi BH. Does this give a new meaning to the term "beefing up your Internet security access passwords?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Makuser View Post
    Hi BH. Does this give a new meaning to the term "beefing up your Internet security access passwords?"
    Hey Marshall! That was a good pun. Yes, a lot at steak if I didn't!

    What happens when you eat aluminum foil? Sheet metal.

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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 26

    Today I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."

    I thought, "I can't turn that down!"

 

 
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