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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 26



    Hello Buckethead,

    click on the graphic with your mouse, open the info, and you will see the link to where the pic comes from.
    This is not a New Fun Joke, sorry,

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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 26

    Quote Originally Posted by j.gardavsky View Post
    Hello Buckethead,

    click on the graphic with your mouse, open the info, and you will see the link to where the pic comes from.
    This is not a New Fun Joke, sorry,

    JG
    I can use my usual upload site, but I was just wondering if we could upload directly to AF.

    Anyway, back to our regularly scheduled program....

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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 26

    Shop assistant: How about this one?

    Psychic: That shirt is too small.

    Shop assistant: You didn't even try it on?

    Psychic: I'm a medium.

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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 26

    I was asked in a interview, "describe your life in a nutshell."

    "Well it's very dark and cramped."

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    I asked 100 women what shampoo they prefer to use while taking a shower?...

    They all replied, "How did you get in here?"

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    Hopefully this is new here...

    What kind of music do planets like?
    Neptunes

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    At my last colonoscopy I had the doctor write a note to my wife stating that my head was NOT up there....

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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 26

    Quote Originally Posted by Buckethead View Post
    At my last colonoscopy I had the doctor write a note to my wife stating that my head was NOT up there....
    LOL and probably nothing else that did not belong either?
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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 26

    Quote Originally Posted by dagadget View Post
    LOL and probably nothing else that did not belong either?
    Ummm, no. Maybe her foot. Or maybe my bucket. I'll never tell.

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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 26

    What happened when the two antennas got married? The ceremony was kinda boring, but the reception was great!

 

 
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