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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 26



    Quote Originally Posted by smeyer8015 View Post

    What? a bug is a bug. Ask my granddaughter.
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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 26

    Quote Originally Posted by Buckethead View Post
    Can fat people go skinny dipping?
    Didn’t George Carlin call that chunky dunking?
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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 26

    Quote Originally Posted by bladekeeper View Post
    Didn't George Carlin call that chunky dunking?

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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 26

    I had my first parachute jump today and I was terrified.

    This guy strapped himself to me and we jumped out.

    As we plummeted he said "So how long have you been an instructor?"

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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 26

    My doctor said that I might die because I accidentally consumed clay. I'm pooping bricks to be honest.

    What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

    What do you call an underwater dog? A subwoofer.

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    If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks....

    Cost me a bloody arm and a leg.

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    Just been to the doctor's ...I received some bad news...

    He diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation.

    It is worrying the crap out of me.

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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 26

    People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.

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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 26

    Better shocked than revolted!
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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 26

    The worst pub I've ever been to was called 'The Fiddle'.
    It really was a vile inn."
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