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    Default New fun jokes part 24



    Hi all. It looks like we're ready to move ahead with part 24, and just in time for Oktoberfest too.

    Occam's Razor, or I Never Thought of That:

    During a visit to the local mental institute, John asked the Director during a tour how to determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
    "It's quite simple actually;" said the Director. "We fill up a bath tub, and next we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient. We ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
    "Ohhhh, I understand John said. Obviously a normal person would choose the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
    "No. A normal person would simply pull the plug and let it drain. Do you want a bed near the window?”
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    A young fellow got two nice sweaters as a Hanukkah present from his mother. The next time he went to see her he made sure to wear one of them, confident that it would please her. He was hardly inside the door when she snarled, "What's the matter? Didn't you like the other one?"
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    Mrs. Murphy, at the airport, is asked by this Customs Official, about the contents of her metallic flask:

    “Oh, it's Holy Water. Blessed by my Priest.”

    “Mind if I have a taste?” (samples it)

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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 24

    Quote Originally Posted by KT4HX View Post
    Mrs. Murphy, at the airport, is asked by this Customs Official, about the contents of her metallic flask:

    “Oh, it's Holy Water. Blessed by my Priest.”

    “Mind if I have a taste?” (samples it)

    “Tastes like Irish Whisky, to me.”

    “Faith in me jeebers!!! Another MIRACLE!”
    Now that one my Dad would’ve loved.
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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 24

    Quote Originally Posted by Makuser View Post
    Hi all. It looks like we're ready to move ahead with part 24, and just in time for Oktoberfest too.

    Occam's Razor, or I Never Thought of That:

    During a visit to the local mental institute, John asked the Director during a tour how to determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
    "It's quite simple actually;" said the Director. "We fill up a bath tub, and next we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient. We ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
    "Ohhhh, I understand John said. Obviously a normal person would choose the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
    "No. A normal person would simply pull the plug and let it drain. Do you want a bed near the window?”

    Obviously John wouldn't be a strong candidate to solve a Gordian knot level of problem either.
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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 24

    What's the difference between stabbing a man and killing a pig?

    One is assaulting with intent to kill; the other is killing with intent to salt.

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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 24

    Quote Originally Posted by Makuser View Post
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    During a visit to the local mental institute, John asked the Director during a tour how to determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
    "It's quite simple actually;" said the Director. "We fill up a bath tub, and next we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient. We ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
    "Ohhhh, I understand John said. Obviously a normal person would choose the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
    "No. A normal person would simply pull the plug and let it drain. Do you want a bed near the window?”
    Hello Marshall,

    any bed near the window left for me?, ha, ha

    Thank you for the great Oktoberfest starter,

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    A crew of Irishmen were digging a ditch when the wall collapsed, burying poor Dugan. By the time the others had him uncovered, he had died. The rest of the crew drew straws to see who had to break the news to his wife. Finnegan drew the short straw and set out. He returned an hour later with a case of Guinness on his shoulder. His companions asked him what was with the Guinness. He replied, "Well , I knocked on the door and when she came out, I asked if she was the widow Dugan. She said her name was Dugan, but she was no widow. So I asked her if she would like to make a little wager on that."
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