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    Default New fun jokes part 22



    Hi all. It looks like we're ready to continue and have more fun with part 22.

    The Economy Flight:

    A man in Texas was about to board a local charter flight airline. As he stood in line, he noticed that the flight attendant was asking each person their weight before they got onto the airplane. When he got up to the flight attendant, he reported his weight and then he asked; Why are you asking about every ones weight? The flight attendant responded; Thats so we know how much gasoline to put into the plane. The Texan then exclaimed; Well fill it up. Fill er up, Ill buy! I dont want to run short because some people lied about their weight.

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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 22

    ~Frankie~ My mind: Always on...Slightly off.
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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 22

    An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.
    A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died.
    A month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens because all the second lot had also died.
    "But I think I know where I'm going wrong," said the idiot, "I think I'm planting them too deep."
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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 22

    Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

    If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
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    This May Take Some Time:

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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 22

    Quote Originally Posted by bladekeeper View Post
    Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

    If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
    And if it forcefully resisted harvesting for Sunday dinner it would be a "hachet back".
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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 22

    A man runs to the psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got to help me. My wife thinks she’s a chicken!”
    The psychiatrist asks, “How long has she had this condition?”
    “Two years,” says the man.
    “Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?” asked the psychiatrist.
    The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, “We needed the eggs.”
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