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    Quote Originally Posted by not_Fritz_Argelander View Post
    Good one! But if it's an open system with time varying mass then you get better results with

    May the time rate of change in momentum be with you.
    Oh now that one is awesome and so true. Change speed and the mass and time changes with it.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by sketrip View Post
    The Mythbusters 2nd episode on Archimedes "death Ray" (mentioned in the article) - They caught so much crud over their "busted" conclusion they did it a second time.
    Not a great quality video - you can get a better one at the Discovery channel web site if you have a provider log in.
    https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q...5B0A&FORM=VIRE



    Did you have the eye patch on for that one?????
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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 17

    One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she heard a noise in her backyard and went to investigate. The next thing she knew she was hit in the eye and knocked out cold.

    An officer was sent to her house to investigate and he returned an hour and a half later with his own black eye.

    "Did you get hit by the same person?" his captain asked.

    "No," he replied. "I stepped on the same rake."
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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 17

    Einstein is riding a train. Absentmindedly, he looks at his ticket to see where he was going. Along comes the conductor. "Excuse me, Herr Conductor, but does Princeton stop at this train?"
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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 17

    How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?
    Eleven. One experimentalist to do it, and ten theorists to co-author the paper.

    How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
    None, astronomers prefer it dark.

    How many radio astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
    None. They are not interested in that short wave stuff anyway.
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    "I was on a date with this really hot model.
    Well, it wasn't really a date-date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie.
    Then the plane landed."
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    “I rang up British Telecom and said: ‘I want to report a nuisance caller.’
    He said: ‘Not you again.’”
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    At 8 p.m. one night, a pilot who had run out of fuel made an emergency landing at a top-secret government base. He was quickly surrounded by security and taken inside to be interrogated. The interrogation was grueling because they wanted to make sure it was an unplanned landing and he was not a spy.

    The interrogation lasted all night. At 6 a.m. they refueled his plane and let him go with his promise never to return. Four hours later he returned and landed again. Security met him on the runway. They asked him why he had come back.

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    Default Re: New fun jokes part 17

    Quote Originally Posted by quincy View Post
    OK now that one is good
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